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douchebaksh

The highest category of douchebag, reserved only for those who've publicly and repeatedly proven themselves as such throughout their lives, careers, etc. Inspired by the great shirtless internet entrepreneur Gurbaksh Chahal.
1) Tom: Did you see that guy cry about starving children in Somalia and then go blow $50,000 on bottle service without donating a dime?

John: Yeah man...that guy's beyond a douchebag..that guy's a douchebaksh
by LVB3 March 12, 2011
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douchebucket

A tosser who has become so intolerable, that douchebag is no longer adequate to describe their level of douche.

Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)
Smitty: Dude, I smashed my brand new flat screen with a brick!

Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?

Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.

Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.
by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013
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douchebachary

When numerous amounts of douchebags get together and ruin a perfectly good thing.
1 person who knows what he is doing walks into work with everything screwed up to the point of not being easily fixed due to the fact of a bunch of people who dont really know what they are doing but think they do. Person walks in and states "I do not want anything to do with this douchebachary!"
by bobbyhottness July 8, 2009
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douchebank

A male who expresses his feelings in closed quarters through poetry, crying, and the like, but in social situations must act like a manly man in order not to become ostracized.
Chris: I'll pwn your ass (the group laughs)

Jon Ray: Don't you have any cock sucking to do you dirty douchebank?

(Later that night Chris will reflect on this situation and express his feeling artistically, whether it would be in the shape of a poem or writing a song)
by Kevin M from Southie February 27, 2007
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douchebucket

someone so undesireable you cannot stand his/her prescence. making a douche bag seem bearable
Tim is so arrogant he is a complete douchebucket
by tgibber May 13, 2010
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Douchebeck

A twitter hash tag used on 8/28/2010 to commemorate Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally on the Washington mall.

Most often, but not exclusively used by his detractors, and a few insightful Republicans.
The #douchebeck claimed that he wasn't promoting a book, but was "restoring America's honor." Few understood what he meant.
by shoqvalue August 28, 2010
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douchebanker

Species indigenous to New York City nightlife. Usually, he is (always a he) unmarried with oodles of disposable income, which he spends on expensive bottles in order to attract golddiggers.
Patrick Bateman is a douchebanker.
by Andy565 July 1, 2007
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