Douche Rocket

Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.

Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.

by Cabbage Fartz August 3, 2009

douche rocketry

The practices used by someone who is a douche rocket.

Where's Tom?

He off somewhere, engaging in douche rocketry, no doubt.

by Dusty Buttons February 14, 2007

Douche Rocket

The ultimate level of being a douche. Usually in reference to someone that you find really annoying and/or incompetent.

What is the deal with Andy, he is being such a Douche Rocket with these retarded projects.

by The Michalenko January 30, 2009

douche rocket

Someone who is a major douche bag.

Justin is such a douche rocket.

by it_was_a_friday_night December 16, 2007

Douche Rocket

Being a total asshole without any disreguard

John: man, this customer was really mean

Ash: Was he a douche rocket?

John: yea

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu May 2, 2010

douch rocket

A person who flys around the universe being a gaint douch.

You are a douch rocket.

by SPS November 19, 2004

doucherocket

A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.

"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"

by jumblebox May 1, 2008