douch rocket

A person who flys around the universe being a gaint douch.

You are a douch rocket.

by SPS November 19, 2004

douche-rocket

One who is so full of douche, that the pressure of it escaping literally propels him/her.

d00d, she's a total douche-rocket.

by idgaflol December 5, 2007

douche rocket

someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel

QJAY was such a douche rocket, he paid home depot to install his mini blinds

by t/c May 5, 2008

douche rocket

Someone who is a major douche bag.

Justin is such a douche rocket.

by it_was_a_friday_night December 16, 2007