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Douche Rocket

Being a total asshole without any disreguard

John: man, this customer was really mean

Ash: Was he a douche rocket?

John: yea

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One who is so full of douche, that the pressure of it escaping literally propels him/her.

d00d, she's a total douche-rocket.

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A person who flys around the universe being a gaint douch.

douch rocket by SPS November 19, 2004

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The practices used by someone who is a douche rocket.

Where's Tom?

He off somewhere, engaging in douche rocketry, no doubt.

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Someone who enters a conversation they know nothing about ruining everything good about what was being discussed

You at the bar talking to a beautiful female laying the final lines down and here comes this douche rockett talking about his day at his mom's house

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A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.

"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"

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