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America's Most Wanted Douche Bag

This is a rarer form of the more common douche bag. This subhuman species spends most of his time in the guise of a slacker. However, when provoked by moderate levels of conflict or confrontation he immediately enters a state of heightened douchiness. Unlike the more common douche bag, he completely overreacts in response to a situation and is blindly driven by his own social impotence. His unusually extreme reaction will often manifest as either violence or behavior similar to that of an individual with a severe mental illness, such as schizophrenia.

As a general warning:

In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.
To America's Most Wanted Douche Bag:
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.
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Douche Skater

Someone who holds a skateboard but dose not even use or know how to ride it but carry's one anyways to fit in or just to look cool. They usually always wear DC and West 49 brand clothing for there non skateboarding selves.
Ray- Hey Dom look its stupid John.
Dom- Why dose stupid John have a skateboard he cant skate.
Ray- Ya I know and he's wearing all out West 49 clothing and DC shoes.
Dom- He looks like an douche and thinks he's cool now for the stuff he has.
John- SUPPPP guys
Ray- John your Douche Skater!
by RyantheAsianmist August 9, 2010
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douche station

a place where a woman (who is being a cunt) goes to clean out her vagina
"Hey Veronica, you're really being a fucking cunt today. You should probably go to the douche station to get your vagina cleaned out ASAP!"
by lutherghetto5 August 8, 2009
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douche-schwillery

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."

"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
by areku1 February 15, 2013
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Douche Supreme

The biggest douche that ever was. His douchiness is so grand it makes all the other douches seem like nice guys. And he's french.
by lesser-douche February 22, 2009
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Douche Stealth Bomber

A person who unexpectedly becomes a douche.
A person who suprises you so much by their douchyness that it seems like a sneak attack.
My ex is a total douche stealth bomber - what an asshat for him to be cheating on me for 2 years!
by jenskank March 22, 2009
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Douche Strap

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are totally rockin' the douche strap in that "Motherlover" video.
by DUBS123 November 11, 2009
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