Douche

Kanye West

Kanye West is the world biggest douche

by Words of Wisedom October 17, 2015

Douche

A man who is a complete jerk and completely self-absorbed. Usually he wears fashionable clothing and slicks his hair back.

"God, he's such a douche."

by crazy_birch January 14, 2015

Douche

- A french word meaning; shower
- A name you call an immature idiot(usally male) that pisses them off, very offensive
-An item used ( more in older days ) to clean the ladies lower area

" Sarah did you just see that douche who just ran that red light, he almost hit that little kid"

by hpluvr February 10, 2009

Douche

Dick, Obnoxious, un-educated, cocky, half-cocked, entity.

Joe is a Douche.

by baTman2.0 February 8, 2014

Douche

somebody who thinks commenting a link to wikipedia for the word fag is funny.

that douche thought it was funny to comment a link to wikipedia for the word fag!

by markva_37 September 27, 2011

Douche

A word, which describes someone who has numerous personality defects, which make them undesirable and unfit for social interaction. These people are repulsive and are likened to a douche, a device used to clean the most unsightly areas of the human body--the asshole and the pussy, which, not by coincidence, are words often used interchangeably with the world "douche" to describe such a person. Characteristics of a douche, include but are not limited to being cocky, pompous, self-centered, selfish, mean-spirited, and of course, being an asshole or a pussy, as mentioned earlier.

That guy in the Camero is such a douche, I can smell his Drakkar even with my windows rolled up. His own mother must hate him. What an asshole/pussy.

by nartmot July 15, 2009

Douche

Kanye West post VMA awards, after dissing Taylor Swift, has become the definition of douche

That douche interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douche!!

by wari September 19, 2009