Douché

Douché: A retort for when someone corrects or one-ups you in a total douchebag-like fashion that serves only to ruin the moment.

Me: "i had the CRAZIEST time last night! At the Strokes concert, they played a cover of All Along the Watchtower – you know, the Jimi Hendrix song? – anyway, their bass player pulled me up on stage and I sang the chorus with the band!! It was fucking amazing!!"

Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."

Me: Douché.

by newsvava March 5, 2009

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Douché

Corruption of the word touché. Used as an acknowledgement during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person while also acknowledging that they are themselves a douche.

A: "It must suck not enjoying things so much."
B: "I get as much enjoyment from being a pretentious critic and feeling superior with my refined tastes".
A: "Douché".

by Syndicate Scribe February 5, 2018

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Douché

A word used as acknowledgement when one who has perpetrated a douche-like action against another receives another douche-like action in return.

Wow! I may have slept with your girlfriend, but you went ahead and slept with my mom! Douché, my friend!

by Stevie44 June 28, 2014

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Douché

Douché is a term used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person in a douche like way. Spoken like touché but with douche instead.

John: You can't play basketball well! Your white!
Todd: (nods in agreement) douché john

by MStanding January 22, 2019

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