douché

Interjection.

Similiar to touché, but used to the opposite effect. Douché is used to acknowledge an unintelligent or otherwise douchey remark, especially when speaker´s reply is intended to be clever or witty.
- "How's your sex life? Shitty i assume? Today i boned a chick or two. What'd you do?"

- "I went to the hardware store to buy a bone-hammer."

- "oh yeah? Isn't that like a pelvic replacement that allows you to use this bone-hammer as a metaphorical arm that hammers your bone into a chick because your hips haven't enough thrust power, you little shit?"

- "Douché."
by linguamecca September 09, 2011
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