Doubloon

When you kiss your mother or grandmother and blow into her mouth as a joke but your tongue accidentally slips in
First use and coin of term: Impractical Jokers Dinner Party (11/19/2020)

My Italian grandma asked for a kiss and I totally doublooned her, dude

by jasperraps99 March 28, 2021

Pirate Doubloon

The most awesome form of currency to ever exist. basic shape is round, approximately 1-2 inches across and made of pure pirate gold. One side always has a jolly roger on it (skull and crossbones) and the other can have anything from a dead ninja to Chuck Norris.

Pirate 1: Arr, Matey! what plan ye to spend ye Pirate doubloons on?
Pirate 2: Arr! Wenches and alcohol. Ye self?
Pirate 1: Arr! the same.
Pirate 2: Arr!
Pirate 1: lets go kill some ninjas, Arr!
Pirate 2: About bloody time, Arr!

by Spencer Crispin October 30, 2008

Doubloons

1. A coin worth two Spanish Reals, can be broken into pieces of eight, which are each worth a quarter real.

2. A two dollar bill

3. A pair of tits.

Baby, I'm finna stick this green ass doubloon in your chrissy, then lick those silly cone doubloons of yours, I'm feeling double the amount of loony tunes tonight tricken ass thot.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Sacajaweewee Dubloon

Noun
The Sacajawea dollars that are made of pirates gold. One may obtain these priceless pieces by, getting change. See Dirty Injin(g)

"Dude! Can I borrow some dough fo the T?"
"Sorry homie, I only got a 20... and you know that machine only gives back Sacajaweewee Dubloons!"

by TheGaze February 4, 2007

blue doubloons

The act of taking severed bull testicles, painting them blue, then placing them in a girl's vagina. Then begin to take a cold shower, and when finished, return and open up the girl's vagina like a treasure chest, and suck out the bull testicles while proceeding to consume them.

When Jerry gets hungry during foreplay with his girlfriend, he has himself some blue doubloons.

by Art Christopher Conley May 17, 2014

Doublooning

the act of mixing human semen and ocean water then injecting it into one's limb or appendage

While sailing the 7 seas, my scallywags and I were Doublooning at every stop

by Chelquing March 25, 2024

Doubleonjandro

Double chin. Mostly in an ugly profile picture.

Mike: Did you see that girl Felicity's default picture?
Ryan: Yeah man...it's a doubleonjandro.

by cheese=life September 23, 2011