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Pirate Doubloon 

The most awesome form of currency to ever exist. basic shape is round, approximately 1-2 inches across and made of pure pirate gold. One side always has a jolly roger on it (skull and crossbones) and the other can have anything from a dead ninja to Chuck Norris.
Pirate 1: Arr, Matey! what plan ye to spend ye Pirate doubloons on?
Pirate 2: Arr! Wenches and alcohol. Ye self?
Pirate 1: Arr! the same.
Pirate 2: Arr!
Pirate 1: lets go kill some ninjas, Arr!
Pirate 2: About bloody time, Arr!
Pirate Doubloon by Spencer Crispin October 30, 2008

Doubloons 

1. A coin worth two Spanish Reals, can be broken into pieces of eight, which are each worth a quarter real.

2. A two dollar bill

3. A pair of tits.
Baby, I'm finna stick this green ass doubloon in your chrissy, then lick those silly cone doubloons of yours, I'm feeling double the amount of loony tunes tonight tricken ass thot.
Doubloons by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Sacajaweewee Dubloon 

Noun
The Sacajawea dollars that are made of pirates gold. One may obtain these priceless pieces by, getting change. See Dirty Injin(g)
"Dude! Can I borrow some dough fo the T?"
"Sorry homie, I only got a 20... and you know that machine only gives back Sacajaweewee Dubloons!"
Sacajaweewee Dubloon by TheGaze February 4, 2007

blue doubloons 

The act of taking severed bull testicles, painting them blue, then placing them in a girl's vagina. Then begin to take a cold shower, and when finished, return and open up the girl's vagina like a treasure chest, and suck out the bull testicles while proceeding to consume them.
When Jerry gets hungry during foreplay with his girlfriend, he has himself some blue doubloons.

Doublooning 

the act of mixing human semen and ocean water then injecting it into one's limb or appendage
While sailing the 7 seas, my scallywags and I were Doublooning at every stop
Doublooning by Chelquing March 25, 2024

Doubleonjandro 

Mike: Did you see that girl Felicity's default picture?
Ryan: Yeah man...it's a doubleonjandro.
Doubleonjandro by cheese=life September 23, 2011