double-edged cock

When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.

I feel bad for that guy Brian's dick is so big he will never fuck. He has a double-edged cock.

by augustbell666 August 27, 2019

Double Edged Logic

When someone says something that is hypocrytical to them but uses it as a arguement for another.

"Stop assuming all people are bad, everyone has helped me, but youre just making it worse"

"Bro thats double edged logic"

by Gow123 September 12, 2020

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 18, 2021

double edge sword

the proverbial "Catch-22" where one is damned if one does, and one is damned if one doesn't.

"Corporate lay-offs are a double-edged sword. The company saves money by not having as many salaried people on board, but has to pay more overtime wages to the fewer people that are left so the work can be done by deadline."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

double edge sword

Proverb used to convince one of not using a weapon (literal or figuritive) because it may come back and hurt yourself. Rather useless especially with the fact that one can learn how to use a double edge sword (literal or figuritive) effectively.

George: single edge sword is better to use cuz it wont cut you
Bob: A skilled swordsman can use any sword.

Jill: Anger is a double edge sword, it hurts you as well.
Jack: I've been using anger for 8 years and I haven't changed a bit.

by the Q-ist December 31, 2005

Double-Edge Blue Steel Song

Well pre-dating the Blue Steel look of Zoolander fame, this phrase refers to something entirely unrelated: a song of such depressing mood and portent that it could, figuratively speaking, drive you to put a double-edge blue steel razor blade to a very unhealthy use.

God, I am so depressed by this break-up, I just sat at home last night listening to Double-Edge Blue Steel songs.

by BoomerInDisguise November 28, 2020

double edge sword

a double edge sword is simply sword with two sharp sides, often it was used on broad swords, it is often believed of by people that broad swords are these long, straight swords, that look something like this
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but that actually qualifies as a double edge sword

no example needed, the definition is self explanitory

by Trevor July 22, 2004