double dragon

When you are so fucked up that you simultaneously shit and puke.

Joe got so fucked up he pulled a double dragon in my bed, now I have to throw out the matress.

by BurningInFlames September 11, 2005

Double dragon

The act of vomiting while taking a shit due to alcoholic intoxication.

"I woke up really hung over and had to take a shit. Due to the effort in releasing the crap, I had to vomit. It was a double dragon."

by Thousand Wrinkles April 21, 2010

double dragon

1. an extremely popular arcade game from the late 80's that involved roaming the streets and beating up gangsters.
2. a woman having 2 penises in her vagina simultaneously.

1. double dragon was a wicked cool game.
2. i saw a double dragon in that porno, man that was fucked up

by Russell Berry September 03, 2004

double dragon

receiving oral sex from two people simultaneously.

Man...we went out last night and found a couple hookers...my buddy got a double dragon!

by JimmyHoffa July 23, 2006

double dragon

When a person has an intestinal sickness and is vomiting and defecating at the same time, often having to pick up the waste bin and hold it in their lap while sitting on the toilet.

"Sorry man, I can't come... I'm playing Double Dragon."
"Yo! You can't miss this for a stupid video game! That's super irresponsi--"
"No, man- the bathroom kind of Double Dragon..."
"Oh. Shit. Sorry, man. Get better soon."

by Victoly December 29, 2015

double-dragon

The best beat-em-up videogame ever.

I remember spending lots of quarters beating up bad guys on the Double Dragon arcade machine.

by oldskool June 13, 2003

double-dragon

This word's origin comes from the video game. The best thing about this word is that it can be used in absolutely any sentence. For this reason, it is taking the East Coast by storm. SEE EXAMPLES (extra short list)

-"Hey biatch, stop trying to double-dragon my next ex-ho!!!"
-"...that bartender just tryed to double-dragon me with a $10 bill instead of a $20!"
-"...don't let anyone double-dragon my parking space."
-"...i just woke up with this nasty chick!!! i think she tried to double-dragon my drink with a ruffie!!"
-"...Prof. P just double-dragoned me with a B+ instead of a A", "No shit ... double-dragon."

by nate (in the red suit) May 20, 2003