cunt double

When a female porn star's vagina needs a break.

Female porn star, "my pussy is getting tired. Bring in the cunt double!"

by HamSolo February 12, 2012

Cunt Double

When a guy has sex with a chick who looks like a female version of them self.

Dude, that chick was totally your cunt double, really freaked me out to be honest!

by Scroutie McBuggerballs August 16, 2010

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007

Double-dipping Cunt-wad

When you stuff your cock so hard into a sloot that you bust nut too quick. But you were going to eat her asshole out (like a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH), so you have to commit to tongue-punching her sphincter although you've already tainted her hole. You land up double-dipping bodily fluids inside her hole - being your saliva and cum.

Chris please don't stop licking out my snowy jizz-filled asshole, you naughty little double-dipping cunt-wad.

by DJ CHAD March 26, 2019

double dildo cunt punch

when you punch a female in the cunt with one dildo in both hands then slap her in the face

i was going to have a crazy night with paige last night but she pissed me off so i double dildo cunt punched that girl.

by random guy! October 21, 2012

Cunt Double

When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.

Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.

by Silverback nutsack January 7, 2024

Cunt Double

When you find a porn star that resembles a person you know in real life

Instead of shooting your shot, simply avoid devastating rejection by going home and searching their cunt double on pornhub. Easier, cheaper, and non-judgmental .

by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024