Double Brown Banana Slices

When a guy breaks his wrists and his mom has to wipe his ass, but she can't get it all and it leaves glossy poop streaks on the insides of his ass cheeks.

Guy: Holy shit, did that asshole just moon us?

Girl: Yeah he did, but it was nasty because he was flossing some Double Brown Banana Slices. What a douche.

by Boots Mctooty March 30, 2011

Double Down Brown

when two people have to take a shit at the same time but there is only one toilet. one person sits normally on the toilet and the other sits on top of the other person, straddling them (face-to-face) and takes a shit between the bottom persons legs.

whats gayer than a bag of dicks A Double Down Brown

by whiskey row trio October 2, 2010

mammoth double nut brown

A sex position involving a bear, a chair, a man, and a tree.

I am going to go and mammoth double nut brown that tree.

by tummy12359382262 October 16, 2011

double barrel brown bear

When a girl drops an AC Slater while giving a blumpkin to a guy taking an upper decker

Nick got a double barrel brown bear from Jessica last night

by Landers Nodi September 21, 2013

double brown bag

what I need to do to Vicki Dhime every time we engage in vigerous sexual activity.

i double brown bagged vicki last night....but cut a hole in the mouth

by suck my vagenis February 24, 2005