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doose monkey

Most commonly a hybrid organism comprised of half moose, half donkey. After the death of his father, a moose from the Nonwath clan of Canada, then shortly after his mother, a Trishnak donkey, he left Doosemonkeyland hoping to find a herd in which to settle. The dichotomy was too much. Moose? Donkey? Which was best, and did he belong in either clan? Having been rejected in Canada by the Nonwath Moose, then in New Mexico by the Trishnak Donkeys, he fled to seclusion in upstate South Carolina. There he began a quest which led to the mudlands of Barrier Island. Sinking in the rich clay, he snorted to the sky for help, but none came. If there was a God, which species would he be? Could he love this bispecial beast? Just before his nostrils sucked in the sludge, he somehow worked himself free and clambered onto shore. Hungry, lonely, scared, he made his way to the edge of the sea. Staring at the horizon he realized he'd reached his goal. In search of truth he'd found only himself. Doose Monkey.

Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.
In the heart of Doose Monkey is Doosemonkeyland.

Holy shit, look at the doose monkey on that bitch.
by Jereboam November 20, 2010
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Doofenshmirtz

Doofenshmirtz is a Character that is on the children's televison show "Phineas & Ferb." Dr.Doofenshmirtz's attempted evil plans are foiled by secret agent, and his nemisis Perry the platypus. Perry is the beloved pet of Phineas, Ferb and Candice. He does not speak. Instead he makes a little platypus noise. Dr. Doofenshmirtz's plans are never great ones and he always gives Perry the Chance to ruin his plans, also, his "evil" plans are somewhat ridiculous. For example. He hates gnomes, so he amde a machine to destroy all the gnomes in the tri-state area.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
by k-k-k-elseyyyy February 11, 2009
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dookenshmirtz

nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”
*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”

“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”
by perry the platypiss October 2, 2021
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kheyli dooset daram

Man kheyli dooset daram azizam.
I love you very much honey
by Neda Erfani September 26, 2007
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Doogenflicky

Someone who is fond of remembering special moments in time. They are people who collect memories in all forms, whether it's pictures, video footage, sound bites or baby teeth.
My mother has kept everything from my baby boots, to locks of hair from my first haircut, to video footage of me at every birthday I ever had. She's a real doogenflicky.
by Bobbo1 November 6, 2010
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Doodenhouser

Someone you are so close to and feel so comfortable around that you are able to call them something so silly without them paying you out

Replacement of mate, bro, darl etc.
Girl 1: Hey doodenhouser hows everything going?

Girl 2: Pretty good ay.
by Marchicle January 8, 2010
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz

The best character of all time. You may have seen him in his iconic role in the show " Phineas And Ferb" If you ever watch one of his backstories you will truly cry. Balloony is also a god
guy 1: have you seen a backstory
guy 2: ya I cried

guy 1: same
guy 2: Ya Dr. Doofenshmirtz is good
by MegaOogie October 30, 2019
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