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Schloogen Doogen

Cookie dough made with blended Hershey kisses instead of chocolate chips. Served raw to guests in the shape of a penis. And balls.
It's ok. We have Hershey Kisses. Just make a schloogen doogen.
by Seymour B. April 12, 2011
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Diogenes

1. A savage philosopher who lived naked in a barrel in ancient Athens, Greece. Diogenes would often piss on people he didn’t like.

2. When someone does something savage, like Diogenes
1. Diogenes is superior to all other humans.

2. Did you hear that Chris walked out of Mrs. Johnson’s class? He really pulled a Diogenes with that one.
by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019
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Dookenfuck

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!
by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020
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Doofenshmirtzing

Doing stuff the hard way instead of choosing the easy way to do it. Usually like doofenshmirtz from phineas and ferb does.
1.In one of the episodes in Phineas And Ferb, doofenshmirtz uproots a whole clock tower for convenient access and information of time; instead of buying a simple clock or a watch, known as Doofenshmirtzing.
2.Why are you doofenshmirtzing your work?
by dgudluru3 April 28, 2011
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz

The best villain ever to exist, he can create things that are stronger than the infinity gantlet, but his plans get foiled by some blue duck beaver thing.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: do you remember Thanos?

News Reporter: no.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: exactly.
by Toast_Is_Good_Fam13 May 2, 2019
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Diogenes

A Greek philosopher who carried a lantern in the daytime, searching for an honest man.
You don't trust politicians because you think they're all dishonest? Good luck finding one who meets your standards, Diogenes.
by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017
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Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

From the Disney cartoon, "Phineas and Ferb". He often compiles schemes using more complicated measures than necessary to move one step closer to controlling the Tri-State Area. However, due to clumsiness, forgetfulness, or a lack of thinking things through, he is doomed to a humorous defeat at the hands of his sharp-witted arch-nemesis, Perry the Platypus, a secret agent for a network of undercover animals.
"We have reports that Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is building another one of his machines , though we don't know exactly what he plans to use it for. Go find him and put a stop to this, Agent P!"
by tick_tock February 3, 2018
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