molly doogan

molly doogan is the god of everything. she usually has awesome hair and smells like apples. i like molly a whole lot. yeah. she often jizzes over panic! at the disco, a god damn amazing band who a lot of people jizz over. yeah. molly doogan smells.

oh molly doogan, you sure do smell like apples, and love panic! at the disco. yup.

by amazing apple girl October 20, 2011

Dougasm

An orgasm with that special little touch that only a Douglas can provide and one of the highest honors he can grant a lady. It is common to see lots of aggression, sweating, freakishly contorted facial expressions, and screaming while taking of the lord's name in vain during a Dougasm. When receiving a Dougasm one must remember to keep their eyes closed since exposure can lead to irritation, redness, swelling or even temporary blindness. After performing a successful Dougasm a Douglas is usually stricken with an urge to feast on a hearty meal and then fall into a deep death-like slumber until he awakens once more and is ready to volley another Dougasm onto another lucky lady. It has been said that receiving a Dougasm triggers a euphoric feeling similar to hitting the lottery, winning the superbowl or meeting God and knowing your getting into heaven.

I had a Dougasm inside her without a condom on so I had to change my phone number the next day.

by Douglas-Dono February 4, 2010

good doogs

To do something well. Play in good spirit. To be a good competitor. Reply to an act of good nature.

Origin (Australia 1970's and 80's). To be good at marbles, and knock your opponent out, he would reply with "Good Doogs".

Office worker 1. "I have that folder for you".
Office worker 2. "Good Doogs"

by MrChooka69 December 19, 2012

dogass

A person most cretinous in both appearance and habits.A tramp or person of low social standing.Possibly originates from afro american street slang.

"Stop hanging around outside my store you DOGASS go pick up butts somewheres else."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

knock on the doorgasm

A knock on the doorgasm is when you're jerking off and someone knocks on the door while you're at the point of orgasm, causing a very awkard situation in which you can't decide whether to answer the door or simply ejaculate.

"Yesterday my friend Alex had a knock on the doorgasm. He was in a very sticky situation ;)"

by fattmatt September 23, 2013

Doogay

After actor Neil Patrick Harris (a.k.a. Doogie Howser M.D.) came out of the closet, he became "Doogay".

The world shall now know me as "Doogay", as I now renounce my former monicker "Doogie".

On 2 November 2006, after an unsubstantiated report about Harris's sexuality and his "longtime sweetheart" actor David Burtka surfaced on www.canada.com1, the actor's publicist issued a denial, stating that Harris "is not of that persuasion." However, a day later, Harris told People that he is gay. The actor's statement read:

"The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships. So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love." 2

by Jeff Ross November 10, 2008

Speed Doogan

The act of leaving a room, going to the bathroom (number 2) and then returning to the room in under 1.5 minutes.

Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.

Yo Phil, did you really just take a sh!t that fast? Man that was a serious SPEED DOOGAN!

by MJVcuse June 30, 2007