doofi

a group of doofuses

why is there soo many doofi

by sociopathic maniac hugger May 8, 2022

Vegan Doof

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.

I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.

by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017

doodie calls

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence

Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.

by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014

Doobid

Lack of intelligence. It can be said when someone acts inappropriately or says something dumb.

Clown: Guy orders more sushi than he/she can handle

Me: ARE YOU DOOBID?

by WilliamOEricT October 17, 2011

Shum Liam Lum Doobily

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis

Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"

by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011

Doobie call

A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange for company to smoke a doobie; a meeting arranged for the purpose of smoking up.

Eddie always says yes to my Doobie calls.

by TheIndianGuy November 18, 2014

Doof Dog

A person who is oblivious to their surroundings, typically caused by stupidity over malice.

“Look at that Doof Dog holding up the entire intersection”

by doofdog July 18, 2020