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Vegan Doof

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.
I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.
by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017
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doodie calls

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014
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Doobid

Lack of intelligence. It can be said when someone acts inappropriately or says something dumb.
Clown: Guy orders more sushi than he/she can handle

Me: ARE YOU DOOBID?
by WilliamOEricT October 17, 2011
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Shum Liam Lum Doobily

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis
Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011
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Doobie call

A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange for company to smoke a doobie; a meeting arranged for the purpose of smoking up.
Eddie always says yes to my Doobie calls.
by TheIndianGuy November 18, 2014
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Doof Dog

A person who is oblivious to their surroundings, typically caused by stupidity over malice.
Look at that Doof Dog holding up the entire intersection
by doofdog July 18, 2020
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