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donkeyhole

A "polite" substitution for the word asshole.
He's a real donkeyhole.
by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005
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DonkeyHole

1) A way of swearing, without swearing; so that your Supervisor, Nosy Neighbour, & Middle School Teacher (I am 52) can't whine about it as inappropriate or try to correct you in front of others.

2) He literally and figuratively doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground, therefore he/she/it is a DonkeyHole.

3)NonGendered word to be applied to those who are deliberately dense or resistant to input from outside of the bubble of bull they surround themselves with. When I use dense in this context I mean neutron star level dense.
The donkeyhole did it again, and I am going to have to stay latevin order to unscrew everything he screwed up today.
Why am I working for him instead of the other way around? Oh I forgot again, it is because I can do the donkeyhole's job, but there is no way in hell he can do mine (snort).
by LeftHandedHummingbird October 11, 2019
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Donkeyhole

A replacement for a**hole by using donkey as a synonym for ass.
You are a flipping donkeyhole!
by Matthew678 May 26, 2019
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Donkeyheimers

Democratic memory loss. Typically afflicts democrats who forget that the Obama administration has not come close to achieving the "change" that was promised.
My dad is voting Democratic in the mid-term elections. He suffers from donkeyheimers, and has forgotten that all things promised by the current administration have not come even close to fruition.
by Motulady October 17, 2010
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donkeyhonk

the art of lying on your back and pushing your pelvis up to the ceiling repetitively.
we donkeyhonked at the party
by gracekatlol1208 October 1, 2020
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