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Donglestep

The single most prolific genre of music in the universe.
Donglestep is regarded by many people to be stupid, retarded, and/or zippertits. What those people don't know is that Donglestep is the most fun genre of music to produce; taking the perfect amount of skill, talent, rhythm, vision, and laziness.

There is a sub-genre of Donglestep called Sludgestep, but it is stupid, unoriginal, and created by common plagarists.

Donglestep is the world's rarest sexual fetish. The total number of Donglophiles is exactly zero.

The most popular Donglestep artist is Papachino, but other artists include Gravy Train, Thunderbagel, Brube, Rectal Ketchups, Jedadiath, Bumbaskit, Krompet Mckgege, Solvent Mormon, and Thunderbolt Murderface, just to name a few.
"Hey, did you hear that sick Donglestep song yesterday? It's totes champin."
"Yeah, dat shit be pumpin'."
by Dirtwhistle October 12, 2013
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dongmaster

Clembie, when you master my dong, you are the dongmaster.
by Jimmy James April 10, 2003
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dongbasket

A person who is insufficiently appreciative of his friends' expertise in music.
Gosh, Ben, you're such a dongbasket. What do YOU like, anyway? Russian house music?
by Mithridates, Rex Ponticus September 25, 2017
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dungblast

I threw I after given a guy a dungblast
by Me. Walrus March 31, 2016
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dingblast

Dang, and various variations.
Like if you were to say, "Dang it!" you'd replace "dang" with "dingblast"
"See, I have this theory that I came up with back around 1999, when Pac Bell Park first opened. The more sugar I consume while my team is on offense, the more likely it is for the team to score. If I eat it in one bite, the score will be bigger/better than if I just snarfed it down. I think a few friends have pictures of me with entire bags of cotton candy in my mouth, and dingblast it, it seems to work." ~ Dom, megatokyo.com
by miso December 5, 2003
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Dongulated

The process of adding a penis to any non-human 3D figure.
Person #1: Hey, has that Goblin been dongulated ?

Person #2: It sure has, big giant green monster of a dick on that little fucker.
by Sixus1 September 30, 2011
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Dongalate

To make something with-penis. to make something have a penis, in, on, around, or next to it
Dude, im going to dongalate lizzies mouth so much tonight
by DJ Jizzwack September 24, 2010
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