douchevag

The epitomy of a douchebag. A man who is overly dramatic and catty like a female. Someone so douche-like they are also part vagina.

"Mike is such a douchevag. Sometimes I wonder whose vagina is larger, his or his mom's"

by what what November 13, 2007

googal donchery

Saying that something is strange or weird. Used to make fun of someone or when you aren't being really serious.

"hey dude, lets go solve mathematical equations!" "no man, that's googal donchery."

by Sir Callahan February 9, 2007

douchevat

One who is too much of a douche to just be a douchebag. This charachter in life is a whole vat of douche. Like at the factory.

brian: "god! Nick is such a douchevat!"

by the hangar October 18, 2008

Douchevag

The female equivalent of a douchebag. Typically reserved for a lesbian who is much too into herself and her 'gifts'.

Jozie: "I can get any bitch in this bar, man, just watch me. They all want some of this!"

Kat: "Why do all my girl friends have to be such douchevages?"

by MIDGAF July 24, 2013

doncheto

Most white Mexican ever that rides around on a corn bike honking his little horn

Hey man look at that doncheto

by Seanwebb69 May 20, 2018

donchee

When you hold your hands together like your praying and poke someone right in the asshole through their pants. You have to say Donchee at the same time and they usually shit their pants immediately.

Kid standing against a wall at lunch - "I think I'm going to get doncheed today".

by McBurn April 12, 2008

donche

To shove ones fingers up a friend's rectum whilst yelling DONCHE! commonly used in college dorms and frat houses. Suitable for men and women as long as not in a relationship together. Recommended for close friends only.

Bro#1 cooking himself dinner in kitchen, (hears door open and close)

Bro#1: "who is it?"
Bro#2: "DONCHE!" as he shoves pointer and middle finger up friends butt aiming for rectum.

Bro#1: "Ah shit you got me agian"
Bro#2: "DUDE you got my fingers wet!!!

Bro#1: "sorry bro" continues cooking

by elk ridge bros + LLC E 303 June 28, 2010