dolph

Freshest Bloke. A dolph isn't a product of his environment, his environment is a product of him.

"no way that's the real dolph?"

by NotDolph February 04, 2021

Dolph

To first take a dump, take the stool out from the bowl, and then dress it as a Mexican. Then berate it for being lazy and always napping.

Terry hates foreigners but hates confrontation. He'll probably just stay home and Dolph tonight. Tomorrow he'll go to the doctor for e. coli, pink eye, or streptococcus.

by Creepnix April 22, 2011

Dolph

someone who's super creative and in the flow all the time

"he's so dolph, man! always making a big splash wherever he goes"

by Dolph-Innately December 29, 2017

dolph

Setting someone's desktop background as a undesirable image.

I'm gonna dolph Keith because he left his PC unlocked.

by Shatly Duggans October 05, 2005

the dolph

the dolph is the umbrella that a series of jokes, created by malcolm j. heaggans and randall e. hayes, falls under. the dolph serves as a stalwart of the friendship and is often used as a reminder of orgin.

Examples Include:
shewee, goiter, dolphin teeth, HOW ELSE HE SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIS MONEY, HA HA I SEE YOU HOMIE, Sam Hurd Sketchy, Young Jeezy on Saint's Row, and many others.

I just got rihanna's number!

bullshit bro, put it on THE DOLPH!
ON THE DOLPH!

by Champ Heaggans April 16, 2018

Dolph

A manwhorish, beefy anti-trust. A Dolph can be used as a caveman-like noun. A Dolph can be used as a verb as well. Dolph can be used as a pronoun, adverb, or just a rant-type word.

Cave-man like noun:
-"Dolph RUN."
-"Dolph drink your booze."
-"Dolph drunk."

Verb usage:
-"I'm gonna Dolph that ho tonight."
-"Look at that homo Dolph-ing around looking for a dump truck of pussy."
-"I called her, told her she was hot and that I was looking for a wife, fornicated her, then departed. I Dolphed."

Pronoun usage:
-"That ho looks like Dolph-material...dumb and slutty."
-"Look at that weight lifter, he looks Dolphy."

Adverb usage:
-"He's picking up that hooker Dolph-like"
-"He's suckin' peepee Dolphily!"

Rant-Type:
-"Dammit Dolph! ethetheth"
-"Fuckin' Dolph!"

by SOF's July 23, 2008

Dolph

Dolph is an adjective describing something cool or epic.

Adam: "How's the party?"
Andre:"It's DOLPH!!!"

by GlitchMonger April 20, 2018