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holophobia

The prejudice, discrimination or antagonism against holograms or other mass-free entities. A common form of holophobia is the belief that holograms are not "real"
-How did your job interview go?
-They wouldn't even let me in, because I'm not "real"
-Dude... That's some serious holophobia.
by Jessica's feet November 20, 2019
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Solophobia

n. The fear of being alone. Amplified by separation from one's parent(s) at a young age, and/or being left alone at a young age for extended periods of time, solophobia is a powerful, instinctual, primal aversion to loneliness, which inspires action without thought. Solophobes seek contact with others at all times, potentially to unhealthy extents. Often immediately indistinguishable from gregariousness, solophobia differs in that it is caused by the desire to avoid negative feelings rather than a desire to seek positive feelings. While it is possible for a solophobe to experience positive feelings as an indirect result of acting on their fear, the root motivation remains the avoidance of negative feelings.

Multiple solophobes, in common company, run the risk of long periods of inaction, locked into the avoidance of negative feelings, but unable to seek positivity. A romantic bond between two undiagnosed solophobes is one of the most powerful interpersonal bonds known to pseudo-psychology.

Solophobia is distinguished from the seemingly similar "autophobia," where auto = self, and phobia = fear. Theoretically, feelings caused by autophobia would remain in the presence of others, but feelings caused by solophobia would temporarily evaporate in the presence of others. The difference between fearing one's self and fearing solitude necessitates the creation of the word Solophobia.
"In hindsight, I realize that my solophobia was the cause of my compulsion to put off my homework to hang out with my neighbors in college, who bored me anyway."

"My dog will scratch at the door to go outside to pee, but when I close the door behind her, her solophobia takes over and she immediately wants back inside, rendering her unable to pee. Dilemma."

"I think I might need to move, my neighbor keeps solophobily trying to hang out, and he smells like hot garbage."
by carl_2012 November 30, 2011
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dylphobia

Persecuting Dylan for his love of feet.
Friend: You’re just a feet loving pervert Dylan.
Dylan: THIS IS DYLPHOBIA
by Pumpkin Sadist August 8, 2019
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Lolophobia

Fear of loling, thinking about loling, or being around people who are loling (lulzers), it is very contagious
Kevin:Dude did u see what he just did!!!! LOL!!!

Shevin: AHHHH I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Shay: Man, he has massive lolophobia, i hope its not contagious
by LOLMANIA October 16, 2008
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Domophobic

The irrational fear of being bald, more specifically the fear of letting people see that you are bald and the irrational belief that you can somehow camouflage the fact through a toupee, comb-over or some other method that people can discern from several miles away.
Marv has the worst toupee I've ever seen, does he really believe people don't know he's domophobic?
by RJPSYR1 September 29, 2011
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Dronophobia

A disorder where the affected person has a persistent fear of, and will go to great lengths to avoid, all drones, quadcopters, and other r/c flying camera platforms in general, typically disproportional to the actual danger posed.
The disorder is usually associated with the victim's undying belief in 'Big Brother', 'Zeitgeist', 'False Flags', and a number of other conspiracy theories.
The afflicted will claim that drones are invading their privacy, but the mere fact that they are out in public renders the claim to be invalid.
Variants of the word can include dronophobic, dronophobe, dronophobia
Cynthia revealed that her extreme dronophobia stemmed from her constant fear of being watched. because clearly they are watching all of us all the time.
by Zig Zagley July 15, 2016
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Duck Dynophobia

- the fear that some of the characters on the politically incorrect reality-show Duck Dynasty might push their pro-heterosexual and basic traditional Christian views on sexuality and sin in the mainstream corporate controlled media

Background: Phil Robertson, one the lead characters on the hit reality show Duck Dynasty gave an interview to GQ magazine, and he promoted a heterosexual and Christian lifestyle, and then the cable channel A&E got word of what he said and notified him and the press that they would NOT be permitting Phil to be in the reality show any longer, in an obvious case of bigotry, oppression and suppression of free speech by a major network
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Jim: Did you hear about the suspension of Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty by the A&E executives?
Bob: Yup, sure did!

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Those anti-Christian pro-homosexual executives at A&E are obviously suffering from Duck Dynophobia!
by GlennyJ December 20, 2013
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