Dokkan Battle

A mobile game, made by Bandai Namco, which is very nice to people in Japan, but treats other countries like shit stains. The game, which is a Dragon Ball game, is a gacha game which most of the time is like "pay more git gud".

"Dude I got a good card on JP"
"I got a rock on Global"
"That's what happens when you play Global Dokkan Battle"

by BallzDeepIn69 February 25, 2017

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count dorkula

When some one says something so stupid they have sucked the life out of the conversation.

John: I am so pumped for the Bears/Packers game tonight.

Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.

John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula

(Conversation is during the current calendar year)

by Cool Hand Jew October 21, 2010

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Dokken

Derived from the legendary 80's hair metal band Dokken. The word is basically another word for cool.

That widget is dokken man

by Brit May 19, 2004

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Take A Count Dooku

A comical phrase used to imply one has to defecate. Instead of outright claiming you have to use the bathroom, one can simply say "I have to take a Count Dooku" and your intentions should be implied.

Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.

The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"

Henchman #21: Dude, get out I gotta take a Count Dooku

by Piemanthe3rd August 27, 2009

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