doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 5, 2003

doinker

An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").

"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."

by EJ Spode October 22, 2008

doinker

fat booty , fat ass

That girl has a doinker

by alexjenkins30 September 14, 2021

doinker

The shit; the best person in the world, nothing is as kool as the doinker

Doinker is so kool just looking at him would make you feel sorry for yourself

by Doinker April 29, 2005

doinker

a) to punch or hit some one

b) can be used as a word when brain dead ,when not remembering the word to be used at the time in coversation!!

a) remember joel friday night at the stammo he completely doinked that dude!!

b) wheres the fucking doinker???

by mr cooke December 12, 2010

doinker

A multi purpose word. Used to name somebody that is a pain in the ass, or extreamly cool.

Wow, that kid just kicked a kitten, what a doinker. or
Keegan looks like a fricken pimp in his tux, what a doinker.

by Keegan B. September 15, 2006

doinkers

n.- doinkers are the feather-like hairs that stick up at the back of a scene type hairstyle.

close relative to 'dickers'.

"This morning I was trying to get my doinkers up but they kept falling down. I need a haircut, Goddammit!"

by skank_sam May 17, 2007