Doing the Dirty Veggies

Foreplay with unwashed produce. i.e. cucumbers, squash, gourds, pickles, etc.

guy 1: Dude Lara wanted it so bad last night, she was getting freaky in the kitchen when I was trying to make her dinner!
guy 2: Really? Like what?
guy 1: Like, doing the dirty veggies dude, she didn't even wash that shit.
guy 2: Nice!
guy 1: Yeah but afterward she smelled like Salinas.

by dirty veggie washer September 2, 2013

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Do em' Dirty

when you decide to attack some one ramdomly doesn't matter if it is used in video games or on the street as long as you knock them out you will do em' dirty

Yo rob that fucker stole my bike do em' dirty.

by Meatball60 November 11, 2006

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doing a dirty malone

The act of plunging ones beak into a pair of filthy pants.

Fucking hell gordon I was doing a dirty malone in the woman’s changing rooms and I got caught. My god Neil, you are a foul bastard.

by Ginger Barbarian. October 17, 2019

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doing the dirty dog

the act of sexual intercourse with an animalistic attitude.

Mom: What was that noise last night?

Me: What noise?

Mom: It sounded like the window opened, and someone crawled in, and you inserted your tiny little birdy into a vagina. Son, Were you doing the dirty dog?

Me: Mom. Me and Alaina were doing the dirty dog.

by Turquoisemen August 7, 2012

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