Dogshit

Noun-
Fecal matter produced by a canine.

Adjective -
Poor or inferior quality .

Geoff~"Good morning Alf"

Alf~ "I'm not having a good morning Geoff, I stepped in the biggest pile of dogshit on the way to work"

Mike ~ "have you seen their latest work?"
John~"I can't believe they even post that online, it's absolute dogshit"

by cerealkiller187 January 2, 2016

Dongshot

A close up picture of your member usually tweeted, MMS'ed, Facebooked or emailed in response to a Craigslist personals ad.

Weinergate just goes to show you the power of a dongshot.

by simplysanj November 30, 2011

Dog shot

Hit from the back of the head

Some motherf***er dog shot me in a fight

by Fighterlozzy January 2, 2018

dogshitter

those who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet

is this little dog yours or you're just a dogshitter?

by mavex January 31, 2007

Dog Shot

When the ATF comes to your house because you bought "fuel filters" from China and they shoot your dog by "mistake"...

ATF Agent: We see hear you bought a Fuel Filter that looks like a Silencer from China.

You: What? No I needed a new Filter for my pick up truck.

ATF: Sir, stop lying, we know you watch both Firearm and Car videos on YouTube. You are on our list.

You: Am I being Detained?

ATF: .....

You: I refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer.

ATF: .......

(You Dog walks out of the kitchen)

ATF: He's got a gun!

(Pew Pew Pew)

You: FUCK YOU SHOT MY DOG! YOU BASTARDS...

ATF: Your Dog Shot First. Here's your warning, DON'T Buy any more Fuel Filters from China.

by SrcMaker January 4, 2021

Dog shot

To be hit real hard in the back of the head....
Ouch!!

Person 1: *hits person 2 in back of head, Dog shot* I like ya cut g
Person 2: This is why you don’t have any friends

by yayyyyy me! March 24, 2021

dogshit taco

The cuss word that Eric Cartman says in Southpark: Bigger Longer and Un-Cut.

Sadam Hussein is a massive dogshit taco.

Matt Nolting eats many of dogshit tacos daily.

by Billy May 3, 2005