doggish

Resembling the behavior or the appearance of a dog.

He sat down at the table and clearly ravenous, tore into the food without even saying a single word; it was utterly doggish!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2019

Dogfishing

The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.

Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

dogism

dogism is a religion inwich one follows the code of the dogs. wich is simple "if you cant eat it and you cant fuck it, piss on it."

I follow dogism... why did you think i pissed on my homework? it isnt sexy.... and it tastes like shit!

by doggyfluff^^ October 26, 2009

Dogfish Dick

the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.

After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.

by Sister Wives January 17, 2013

dogpiss99

Hot single mama that has a piss kink (also is tiktoker and says goodnight to us)

Dogpiss99 is smexy

by Dogpiss99lover July 1, 2021

Donnis

(Adj.) Cool, fly, awesome, terrific; So damn sickwithit it makes you wanna BLAST in faces right on the spot
(Noun) One who is a truly swagged out sexual bastard (with or without anal blood lust, but must enjoy drinking ABLs or anal blood lusts), slaps good music, can easily mack on women (but may or may not choose to because he is a gentleman), works insanely hard and parties just as hard, is himself/herself regardless of the situation, and might even town drop on fools at Safeway in aisle 6 if he pleases
(Noun) A movement - hard working, successful, young adults who live life to the fullest and always do them
*Bay Area slang, coined by CRADtastic of Brisa
*Origin: 7 women + my buddies stacked in one civic while slapping Donnis - "Tonight"

tonight tonight tonight

Syn: A1

That party in Davis, CA was the most crackin, Donnis event I've ever been to...bad women, good friends, good times.

It's donnis out here out here everyday cuz yeah imma do it imma do it for the bay.

by CRADtastic December 17, 2011

Dognity

What dog owners must remember all their lovely pets have. It is the canine equivalent to dignity. You should respect your pet’s dognity by not dressing him/her up in froufrou clothing, or by putting booties onto their feet, or by pushing them around in a doggy stroller, as any of these activities strip them of what already little dognity they have left after being manhandled every time they get a bath.

That poor dog! Her owner puts clothes on her and then prances her all around the neighborhood with no thought at all towards her dognity. I bet if she had opposable thumbs, that dog would kill herself.

by Jace555 May 4, 2009