Schlong Doggled

Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, tricked, conned. To be taken advantage of.

That bitch schlong doggled me into buying her dinner and didn't even give it up...

by bobondeez February 23, 2013

doggle

To waste time playing with the dog especially when you should be doing something else. Combination of "dog" and "dawdle." Also spelled dawgle. See also dogling, dawgling.

She tends to doggle with Fido and wastes half of the day.

by Gengen December 10, 2015

doggle-dick

A boy or girl that looks like, or emits the odor of an erect, fire engine red, Doberman Pinscher penis

"Mom, why are you acting like a doggle-dick?"

by Catman Doobie December 23, 2009

spoon-doggle

To trick someone with a circular kind of reasoning. To pull the proverbial wool over their eyes.

He tried to spoon-doggle me with his innocent charm, attempting to persuade me into joining him on the couch.

by breastany September 29, 2003

Coon Doggle

(verb)
-to play or mess around with in an oddly grotesque fashion

She coon doggled her pet hamster for at least seven minutes

by KidfromtheMidwest February 13, 2009

Doggles

Glasses specifically made for dogs.

I bought some sick doggles yesterday!

by Yuruk_Hunt December 19, 2019

Doggle

Playing with your dong when you should actually be doing something more important. A combination of "dog" and "dawdle". Also - dawgle

She will often doggle instead of doing her homework and that's why she has a smart pooch but bad grades.

by ElephantEight September 26, 2022