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schlong dongery

Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.
WOW...that Schlong Dongery is quite the cocksman!!
by Pete Negwaski! December 23, 2006
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coffin dodger

An elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth
The pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers
by coff-in dodd-ge-rr October 14, 2003
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todger dodger

Quite simply a devote lesbian, who has no affiliation with the male sex organ.
You missy are a todger dodger
by Anonymous September 5, 2003
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shoe dodger

Derogatory

Someone stupid but has out of pure luck
performed a feat which would'nt be
otherwise possible without skill of ninja
quality or higher.

George bush isn't a ninja
only a shoe dodger.
Tom throws a frisbe, it is caught in a
updraft and never seen again.

"Tom you stupid shoe dodger, that was my
only frisbe"

Still a shoe dodger leaves his audence in
awe.

george bush
by scavanna March 2, 2009
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clam dodger

A gay man. Someone who avoids clam or pussy.
"Look at what that clam dodger is wearing - what a fag."
by bTreezy October 13, 2006
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Poon Dodger

A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.
"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."

"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
by Dan Rotten January 14, 2008
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Reality Dodger

A person who conciously or sub-conciously opts to neglect the thought of reality applying to him or her. Instead choosing to lead a life of complete fantasy and/or delusion, often funded by credit cards or student loans.

A reality dodger is encapsulated by characters that appear on television programmes such as 'The Hills', 'Living on the Edge', 'The only way is Essex' and 'Jersey Shore'.
Person A: "What are you doing with yourself now you've finished your media degree at Salford Uni?"

Reality-Dodger: "Well you know, I've had a couple of job offers from the city, Barclays Capital, Goldman etc but i'm gonna take a year out and go to Marbella, it's a really good scene".

Person A: "Complete Reality Dodger"
by Social-Observer October 1, 2010
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