do bears shit in the woods?

A saying for of course, what else?, obversely. The same as "is the pope catholic?".

question:"do you want a beer?"
reply:"do bears shit in the woods?"

by willy_114 August 31, 2008

Do sharks shit in the sea?

To respond in the extreme affirmative.

Fancy a beer at lunch? Do sharks shit in the sea?

by BottomBiter May 22, 2009

Not Doing Shit

Not doing anything or not doing anything important.

Andy: Hey, what's up?
Jake: I'm not doing shit.
Andy: Oh, same here.

by Nombreno December 28, 2011

Do shit

An expression most commonly used when referring to performing a task, often used conversationally. Subsequently, often turned into a lame joke.

Joe: man, Mike is such a fucking lazy ass, he doesn't ever do shit.

Unfunny co-worker: oh he doesn't "douche it"? that's really unsanitary.

Joe: This is why I never talk to you.

by Soo Doh Nim June 9, 2011

do shit

To have sexual content that is more than just kissing, and implies all other bases other than first.

If you're horny, to an attractice person:

"Hey- wanna do shit?"

About your best friends who just did sexual things on your bed:
"They totally just did shit on my bed! Now I have to make them wash my skanky ass sheets!"

by girl who does shit November 9, 2007

Dude you always do this shit

A phrase Norman "Nick" uses when he feels like he is being plotted against or purposefully exposed. When he uses this phrase it means that he's genuinely done with your bullshit and getting annoyed. He usually uses this phrase whenever Henry is doing some annoying ass shit to get on his nerves. If this phrase is dropped on you, you better quit agitating the nigga because you don't want to face the wrath of the uncaged lion.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you said that the girl over there is pretty cute, you want me to set you up?

Norman "Nick": Dude you always do this shit, stfu. Leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my shit.

by TurnM3Up July 28, 2020

Do Shit

The act of being michevious when bored out of ones mind.

When Mike, Matt, and Logan were bored, the decided to do shit.

by Michael February 10, 2005