Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

by J4VA March 27, 2023

shit disturbator

What results when you try to teach an Ecuadorian "shit disturber" and "masturbator" in the same day.

Can be shortened to "disturbator"

Florencio is being a shit disturbator.

by Colin McEwan July 26, 2004

dogsturbation

When a male dog licks his package until the red rocket appears, with or without ejaculation.

Oh no, Fido, not here! No dogsturbation in front of the mother in law! In your cage NOW.

by erlftex January 8, 2011

disasturbation

Masturbation...with disastrous results.

Theres no such thing as the verb, "disasturbate" because you never plan it. Disasturbation is the result of a failed attempt. Disasturbation just happens, and boy does it suck when it does.

by cakeofages October 18, 2008

disasturbation

To masturbate during a disaster, or when normal masturbation turns disastrous.

Masturbation turns into disasturbation if you're arrested for doing it in public.

by eosbnnaarsh November 8, 2011

disasturbation

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

by jason November 20, 2004

disturbating

it is to disturb someone sexualy

your really disturbating me

by apples219 June 3, 2019