Mexican distributor

When someone vomits after too much tequila.

Billy became a mexican distributor last night after that last shot of tequila.

by Jizzle Jammer December 29, 2010

malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."

In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.

by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013

Distributing the peace

Toking up with people , selling marijuana. You are distributing the peace because weed makes people negotiate and come to peace with each other.

Ex1 - OFFICER: Sir, you are charged with distribution of marijuana
DUDE: what? No man, i was distributing the peace!

Ex2 - MOM: Son, were you smoking with those kids up the block?
SON: No , i was distributing the peace with some colleagues.

by Jointabalaballala August 4, 2010

Distribution

Plural form of the Urban Dictionary word "Distribute."

Distribution of course referring to the act of providing more than one lady friend with the "goods" in close chronologic succession, therefore supplying a volume of distribution worth being proud of.

Dude 1: "So what did you do this weekend mayne?"

Dude 2: "Aww shiznit man, I banged 3 girls on Friday night, 2 on Saturday, and then 1 more on Sunday. I'm telling you, distribution levels were high!"

by Paddywack February 16, 2009

distribution

Dealing drugs, dealing the good shit.

"I'm into distribution, I'm like Atlantic, I got the Mother Fuckers flyin' cross the Atlantic!" - Rick Ross

by darkmyst June 19, 2006

distributive property

when you break a number up in to parts to add or multiply faster if you know your facts

distributive property:
47 x 71
(40 x 70) ( 7 x 1)
280 + 7
280

by fdceijklihjmdihumdpiuoujgreojo January 31, 2014

Distribute

A term coined by a single man who has become increasingly desperate by his single marital status, who then decreases his standards and doesn't care who the girl is or what she looks like. He then proceeds to offer up the distribution of his penis in any conversations he has with his friends that involves the subject of a single lady who might be a willing recipient.

Friend A: "Yeah, she said she hasn't been laid in so long. She says she's gonna die soon if she doesn't get some."

Friend B: **Chuckles** "That is hilari..."

cut off mid-sentence by single guy

Single Guy: "What's her name? Where's she live? I'll freaking distribute right now!"

by Paddywack February 15, 2009