distorted penguins

kick ass ska band

distorted penguins kick ass!!!

by beatbopper October 26, 2003

distorted croger

This is calling someone a croger. But like 10x

I hope you die you Fucking distorted croger

by Slimy glug March 2, 2018

Distrottled

Unorganized; or dirty

Mr. Nelson was very distrottled one morning when he saw a sheepwolf.

by Melony Clark June 21, 2011

mentally disorted

A way of saying someone is fucking retarded

Hi you are mentally disorted

by ImGayAndRetard696969696969 April 28, 2020

Distarted

An adjective or noun meaning someone who is distracted and acting completely retarted.

Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted

"Don't you have to go now?" Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy

by Azivin December 3, 2009

distorted vision

distorted vision it the running mate of the blur not his sidekick they split the leader duties don the middle he has the ame powers as the blur but he also uses guns and knives and swords and shit like that

distorted vision will blow yer goddam hed off while you are hiding from the blur

by billy aka the nessilator November 3, 2003

distorded

1. v. to act crazy or unsensibly
2. v. to act igorantly
4. adj. tight (fashionable)

1. He is so high, he's distorted.
2. Stop ackin so distorted or you gone get yo ass kicked.
3. Check out da shoes on dat ride, dem rims distorted.

by Iesha "dragonluvher" Whiting June 22, 2003