distinkguished

v. past tense - the act of spraying air freshener to extinguish the scent of a recent fart

adj. a person, thing or room which has been sprayed with air freshener to extinguish the scent of a recent fart

distinkguish, distinkguished, distinkguishing

The putrid smell of his fart cloud clung to his clothes like Lindsay Lohan to a bottle of Boone's Farm. I grabbed the bottle of Febreeze and distinkguished him against his will.

by havwingswillfly August 25, 2010

distinguishment

the active tense of distinguishing between persons, places, or things

Joey's distinguishment of reality and dreams has disintegrated.

by leroys December 2, 2010

fire distinguisher

Something that distinguishes fire

Carl* Is that a fire
Fire Distinguisher* Yep thats fire

by Parmageddo May 30, 2018

Fire distinguisher

Distinguishes what is fire from what is not fire.

Yep, that's fire, said the fire distinguisher.

by Distinguished Porcupine February 21, 2021

Distenglished

When someone reaches a level where they are distinguished enough to be compared to the English; therefore making them distenglished.

Person: Look at Peter wearing that monacle! All he needs is a cup of tea and he'll be distenglished!

by Yupperdoodlecakes October 25, 2014

Dickstinguished

When one looks good with some grey in the beard or hair. Distinguished, respectable, but, the plumbing is not up to spec anymore. Alas, one's dick ....is ...extinguished.

Sam, nice beard! Very dickstinguished!

by KBK665 January 12, 2017

distinguish

To point out one's differences

I was too distinguish why we are different

by twins100 January 3, 2022