Discraption

A description of a distraction.

Josh: This guy just threw a flash grenade at my grandma and it was all like "WHISHOOOOPOOOOOOOOOPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!"

Ryan: Dude. Awesome discraption.

by Bonefang September 26, 2010

distreption

A distraction within a distraction within a distraction. Distraction + inception = distreption.

I'm on my fourth level of distreption right now.

by grapplegabbler November 16, 2016

discretionary sanction

A restriction placed on a Wikipedia editor who is found not to subscribe to leftist thought and ideology

Provided the awareness criteria are met, discretionary sanctions may be used against editors who repeatedly or seriously fail to adhere to the purpose of Wikipedia (i.e., preventing people from thinking by themselves)

by thinking_deeply May 23, 2022

discretionary taco

When ordering food for a group at a taco joint, it's a good idea to get an extra taco, just in case someone is extra hungry!

"Oh man I finished my food but I'm still hungry!"

"You want the discretionary taco?"

"Hell yes!"

"Mild, hot or fire sauce?"

by Ozzwepay April 17, 2010

disrection

A dysfunctional erection that comes from someone who has retardation in the cranium.

That person has a disrection.

by Mr.Disrection October 19, 2023

discrating

Something your wife says when the soap disappears

(The soap discrated in the tub). The soap was discrating in the tub.

by Sampsonite7187 September 5, 2016

discreetion

Noun - When a person attempts to be discreet but accidentaly leaves a trace of 'something' (usually a bodily solid, liquid or gas) behind.

1. "That hot girl in the mini left that brown discreetion on your couch!"

2. "I know I inturupted my boss while he was masturbating. I shook his hand and there were discreetions..."

by Takes-Shit-Standing July 18, 2012