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Discount jooks

When a person receives sex from a prostitute at a discount/for free.
Boy one - `oi boys that brass didn't charge me for the third time I banged'

Boy two - 'sick bruv you got a discount jooks'
by Dinodanpayne November 5, 2019
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Discount Skeppy

Discount Skeppy is a rip-off of Skeppy
by DreamSMP definitions December 15, 2020
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Discount double-check

When, in preparation of getting a blowjob from a streetwalker for $20 or less, you run your hand under the chin to check for an Adam's apple.
I was really drunk last night, but I remembered to perform a discount double-check before unzipping. Whew! Close one.
by Crab-eating Macaque December 7, 2012
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Discount Double Check

While doing a girl from behind, right before blowing your load, pull out and finish in your hands. Then grab her stomach and smear it around her waist like a championship belt. Because, well, she earned it.
Austin: Did I just see that girl leave your room with a sticky stomach?

Ogewu: Yea, I gave her the discount double check.

Austin: Cool bro! *high five*

Ogewu: I haven't washed my hands yet.
by IsiMan85 December 29, 2011
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discount alligator

What bubs rides in on to the delight of all his lady fans.
by Gar-howl July 16, 2003
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Discount Batcave

Nite Owl's secret basement, where he keeps his superhero suit, owl-shaped flying machine and other superhero shit.
oh, and basement has A SECRET EXIT TO THE CITY!
P1: Dude, did you see "watchmen"
P2: Sure yeah, bro
P1: Who'd you like the most?
P2: Guy with discount batcave
P1: You mean the batman copycat, the nite owl?

P2: sure thing bro.
by bitch in the bat family March 14, 2019
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discount for students

When you are with your friends in a restaurant and it is always that friend, who mentions if they have discount for students, although he is no longer a student.
Waitress: Would you like something to drink?
Jimmy: Excuse me, do you have discount for students ?
Everyone: Not again Jimmy, you complete your student years long time ago.
Jimmy: Still I am student in the school of life... So please....
by DiscountBaby April 8, 2022
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