disastrophe

a cross between a disaster & a catastrophe. The ultimate wreck!

Don't come in! My place is a total disastrophe! Or that drunk chick is a mess! She's a disastrophe waiting to happen!

by chocolate chick76 October 30, 2009

disastrophe

A situation so hideous that it exceeds the definitions of both "disaster" and "catastrophe", thereby necessitating the use of a hybrid.

Sara: How was that new hair place?

Nico: It was a total disastrophe - the guy wanted to give me an ironic perm. Ugh, Williamsburg.

by nwags December 19, 2011

disastrophe

A misused or misplaced apostrophe

"Many people misuse their aposrtophe's when pluralising words"

by CryptoHobes December 5, 2003

disastrophe

Combination of the words "disaster" and "catastrophe" designating an extremely grave and tragic event.

Every single decision taken by Donald Trump will likely result in another disastrophe.

by bs55 October 15, 2017

Disastrophe

Adv.: When something goes so wrong that all hell breaks lose and shit gets fucked up

Holy shit, my in- laws are due to be here any minute and my boyfriend took a shit so big it clogged up the toilet and it over flowed. Now there's shit water everywhere! What a DISASTROPHE!!!!!

by B. Calico September 11, 2018

disastrophe

Something like a catastrophe but 10x worse than a catastrophe

The Lebanon explosion is the biggest disastrophe

by Mark1106 May 4, 2023

disastrophe

When something's so bad that you can't decide between using disaster or catastrophe

Man, Bieber was such a disastrophe!

by crazyastrogirl November 28, 2015