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Dirty Kid 

Derogatory term for a high school kid who doesn't shower, doesn't really care about their appearance, skips class, gets into fights, generally does not respect authority, and probably does drugs. Being a dirty kid is more about the attitude than anything else; dirty kids act tough despite being fat or completely out of shape; they almost always look and act smug for no reason at all; they have few, no, or unrealistic plans for the future.

The aforementioned aspects of dirtiness such as skipping class, drugs, awful appearance, not showering etc. are a result of the dirty kid attitude. Dirty kids are also typically incredibly stupid, and will have a chance of failing even the easiest blowoff classes in the school.

It is important to note that dirty kids are found in all economic classes. Rich kids who are sufficiently apathetic or otherwise socially unacceptable will be branded dirty kids and shunned after enough time. Poor kids can also avoid being branded dirty kids through maintaining a proper appearance, using basic social skills, and showing some semblance of work ethic and intelligence. All normal kids are socially above dirty kids.

Dirty kids are found skipping class in the hallways or the parking lot, and in the lunchroom can be seen either A) congregating at extremely smelly dirty kid tables or B) trying to sit in nooks in the walls because nobody will let them sit at their table.

Non-dirty kids are not called clean kids. They are simply called normal kids.
Normal kid 1: Who was that guy who got sent to the principle's office in 2nd hour?

Normal kid 2: Idk, some dirty kid. He tried to vape in class.

Normal kid 1: lmao what a dumbass.

Normal kid 2: l know, he's so dirty.
Dirty Kid by 4gateftw December 10, 2017
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Dirty Kid are kids that stink, on drugs and come the school wasted, don’t take showers, fuck everyone that can, are gay, thay tuck their blue jeans in there cow boy boots, that always have a full can a Copenhagen in, drives a old shitty ass Jeep that smells worse than them, that fuck in every room at the school, the kill their parents to buy more drugs, buys all their clothes at dollar general, buys clothes that don’t fit, dyes their hair 76 difficult colors, cuts their wrists, don’t like human interaction unless fucking, 99.9999999% are the cause of school shootings.
Dirty kid by CoxCocks May 16, 2018

dirty ipad kid 

a child who is obsessed with ipad and will not get an iphone
Little timmy screamed at his mom because he wanted an ipad not a phone and said “i’m a dirty ipad kid not a phone child”
1) Commonly mistaken for a hobo
2) Poor hygiene (i.e. - never uses soap, never brushes teeth, ect...)
3) Listens to ICP, and enjoys ICP
4) Smokes cigarettes
5) Anger issues
6) In *rare* cases are quite wealthy but is in denial
7) Doesn't posse clean clothes or has holey clothing/dirty clothing
8) Not liked my many people in social class (an outcast)
9) Low self-esteem (i.e. - can't raise hand in class, can't stand up in front of a large group of people, ect...)
10) Doesn't comprehend easy words (i.e. - moral, flattered, ect...)
Shut up Jacob, dirt kids don't have free speech in this country.
dirt kid by Randell El December 26, 2007

the dirty kidnapper

While having intercourse in the doggy position. When your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade chloroform on the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. If your looking for a ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.
Last night I did the dirty kidnapper to a chick and threatened her with the video. Looks like Ill be getting laid a lil more often.
A Dirt Kid (D.K for short) is a kid who trys to be cool, but yet is a douche. some dirt kids have g-unit shirts that look like they found them on the road. they sport the dirt under their fingernails alot too. DK's arent properly fed. They arent very up to date either. just think about it. you know a dirt kid or 2.
dude..jims a fuckin dirt kid from hell.... (as a verb)..look at fred Dk'in it up over there
Dirt kid by s-turna11 June 22, 2009
They are the scourge of existence and deserve to be secluded on an island where no one will ever see them again. A beginning explanation of what they are would be a hybrid between a redneck, rock, and white rap persona. Their skin has the appearance of dirt that is so heavily embedded in their skin that makes them look dirty beyond a point of cleaning. They wear clothes that either a) nobody should ever wear or b) that are thrown together ensembles of clothing that are a mix between preppy southern/redneck; yes I am aware that this makes no sense, but neither does the fact that these awful excuses for life exist. They are especially focused in an area of southern Georgia that includes Glynn County and Camden County.
Kid Rock was the original dirt kid, and they only got worse as evolution continued.
dirt kid by IHateDKs June 10, 2011