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Dirty Jacob’s Dad 

A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his son’s house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when it’s fur is splattered with tasty white cum.
“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”

“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”

dirty jacobe 

Joining a group of 2 or more people having sex in fear of FOMO.
Did you hear about last night? There was a dirty jacobe. Apparently a guy showed up and turned it into an orgy because he didn't want to be left out.

dirty jacobs 

an asshole piercing; usually a big gold ring
that guy's gonna regret getting that dirty jacobs when he has to take a shit..
dirty jacobs by the homo squad July 24, 2010

dirty jacoby

Is someone who acts very weird and always saying sus things
Jake: Did you just here what dirty jacoby just said , he said that he like watching u walk .
dirty jacoby by idk.janiya September 8, 2021

Dirty Jacobo 

The act of riding on a boyfriends dick as a gay man, to realize it is a woman with a dildo.
Man: Dude your mom totally pulled a Dirty Jacobo on me!
Friend: I mean, she loves pranks…

Dirty jacoba 

When you put a shock on ur ex-husband and make your dog bark
Ernie was being a creeper so we hit him with a dirty jacoba
Dirty jacoba by Bobdose88 May 13, 2023