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Dirty Jacob

When you stick your tongue down your little brothers butthole, licking the poop out, then sharing the poop in a wet sloppy French kiss.
I gave my little brother Tucker a “Dirty Jacob”.
by AmongUsTard October 13, 2023
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Dirty Jacob’s Dad

A sexual act where an attractive middle aged man who often enjoys cycling steals the dog bed and television from his son’s house and uses it to lure the dog back to his local gym. He then proceeds to dress up in tight pink Lycra and perform a handstand by the exercise bikes with butter rubbed along his huge dick so that the dog sucks him off while watching other hot men cycling on his stolen TV. This is usually accompanied by extremely loud screams from the man to attract as much attention to himself as possible as well as gleeful noises from the sucking dog when it’s fur is splattered with tasty white cum.
“What’s that screaming? Is there a dog in here?”

“Don’t worry, it’s just someone doing a Dirty Jacob’s Dad in the corner.”
by MantleLikesKids November 6, 2022
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dirty jacobe

Joining a group of 2 or more people having sex in fear of FOMO.
Did you hear about last night? There was a dirty jacobe. Apparently a guy showed up and turned it into an orgy because he didn't want to be left out.
by randomuser23792389 March 22, 2021
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dirty jacobs

an asshole piercing; usually a big gold ring
that guy's gonna regret getting that dirty jacobs when he has to take a shit..
by the homo squad July 24, 2010
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dirty jacoby

Is someone who acts very weird and always saying sus things
Jake: Did you just here what dirty jacoby just said , he said that he like watching u walk .
by idk.janiya September 8, 2021
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Dirty Jacobo

The act of riding on a boyfriends dick as a gay man, to realize it is a woman with a dildo.
Man: Dude your mom totally pulled a Dirty Jacobo on me!
Friend: I mean, she loves pranks…
by your mother’s side guy September 28, 2021
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Dirty jacoba

When you put a shock on ur ex-husband and make your dog bark
Ernie was being a creeper so we hit him with a dirty jacoba
by Bobdose88 May 13, 2023
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