Dirty Cano

Receiving oral sex immediately after a strenuous day of labor resulting in swamp nuts.

"Hey Amy, how was dinner with Ernest?"

"Ugh...he worked a 12 hr day, didn't wash up, and still asked for a blowjob!"

"Damn girl, sounds like you got a dirty cano!"

by Slammer96 May 16, 2014

Dirty Candice

Dirty Candice- The burn you receive during electrical bdsm play that you then have to pass off as a sunburn.

I had to wear a tank top to let my Dirty Candice breathe and everyone asked how I got sunburned in December.

by Candycanes June 3, 2021

Dirty canoe

When a girl whips from back to front. then you eat her out

''nothing tastes better than my girlfriends dirty canoe especally when she has taco bell for lunch''

by joseph _J March 9, 2008

Dirty Cannonball

When you work out, get as sweaty as possible, go home and take your pants off, and while someone is sleeping, get a running start, jump and land your anus directly on their face with your full weight and fart simultaneously.

My roommate was pissing me off yesterday, so I gave him a dirty cannonball after he went to bed.

by SaloGraf August 15, 2016

Dirty Cannon

The sexual act of pooping in one pants before getting several ice cubes shoved up ones rectum. Once several ice cubes have entered the asshole the person will ejaculate so hard that it results in Down syndrome.

Jerry: Hey man heard you scored last night?
Harry: No I totally struck out at the bar. But when I went home the boys gave me a Dirty Cannon and it really made my night

by derfferguson April 18, 2020

Dirty Canuck

Giving a girl a "dirty canuck" can mean one of two things, or possibly both.
1: To whip her with a canadian flag in the same manner as a wet towel, before tying her up to fuck.
2: To use maple syrup as lube while screaming obscenities in French.

"Last night I gave this French Canadian a Dirty Canuck to make her feel at home."

"Sometimes I like to give hispanic girls dirty canucks just for the ironic value."

by Tommy_Radioactive August 28, 2014

Dirty Candace

Deep throating a burrito while getting your butthole eaten

I picked up Mexican for dinner and came home and gave my old lady a dirty Candace

by Cherrybrandyxx May 7, 2020