Dirty Barend

The act of crying, drinking and masturbating to your ex-girlfriend's Dear Johnny letter because you enjoy the emotional pain.

A: So what did you do last night?
B: I did a Dirty Barend.
A: Sick

by Wikkelspies May 4, 2022

Dirty Brendan

A very cool and hot and funny and cool person with a fully functional penis.

Wow dirty Brendan’s penis works so well like it gets hard and everything

by DefinitelyNotBrendanItsNotMe June 18, 2023