dicksicle

when your dick gets really cold to where it hurts really bad.

Man you have a dicksicle because its so cold.

by rockingchevy August 14, 2016

chocolate dicksicle

When your dick is covered in shit after anal sex.

I pulled out of Cheryl's chocolate highway and had shit all over my dick, so I made that bitch lick my chocolate dicksicle.

by whatisdelicious May 14, 2011

Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe

A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.

George: "Man, I'm hungry."

Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"

George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"

Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."

George: "......"

by That kid from the zuu April 24, 2011

dicksicle

mmm...i sucked the dicksicle all night, until "Larry" jakked in my mouth. yum!

Unattractive man: "awww baby...! aww baby...! suck my fuckin dicksicle, ho"
Hot hooker: "suck your own damn dicksicle, foo!"

by hohos April 20, 2003

Dicksicle

when a female sucks a dick for so long that her mouth goes numb and she can no longer feel the cock in her. similar to an actual popsicle, when ur mouth goes numb

kim b. sucked a dick for so long she got dicksicle for an hour.

by GreySpotGibs February 4, 2006

dicksicle

A girl is blowing you outside and its really cold. While mid-job she pulls away and it's so cold outside that her spit freezes and when she gets back to work her tongue gets stuck to your meat. Great Success

Zoe was blowing Tyler in the igloo and when she paused to scratch her balls dicksicle occurred and coach was salty. And so was Zoe soon after.

by Sanchaclauze June 5, 2010

dorksicle

It's a frozen dork, man.

Hey, dorksicle, when are you coming out of the freezer?

by Emmaleigh April 29, 2005