hippopotamus drop kick

A large woman taking a shit, you barge in and drop kick her off the pot.

That fat girl was stinking up the bathroom so I gave her a hippopotamus drop kick.

by suzie crew April 2, 2009

chubby hippopotamus

A word you would make someone say while they stuff marshmellows into their mouth.

Girl: Say it! Come on, please?

Guy: Pubby bopobomaz!! *gag*

(chubby hippopotamus)

by cannow February 18, 2010

Hippopotamus

Just a forever non-horny Rhinoceros.

Man, that Hippopotamus was such a let down in bed, he’s never horny.

by DalenPotato May 31, 2020

pooping hippopotamus

When you walk down the street completely naked doing the Helicopter Dick while peeing.

"OMG that guy is doing the pooping hippopotamus and it's getting all over me."

by acoustiix April 26, 2016

bottomless hippopotamus

To love endlessly

I love her like a bottomless hippopotamus

by Footlessbuss May 21, 2017

nippopotamus

An extremely obese woman with nipples at least 12" in diameter that are visible through her clothes.

"Aw man, did you see our new substitute teacher? That chick needs to lay off the cheeseburgers and jog her ass around the block a few times."
"Yeah, and wear a thicker shirt! You could totally see her nipples, they were like freakin' deflated basketballs!"
"Now that's a nippopotamus right there."
"Hell yeah."

by LustyPirateWench June 21, 2007

Hippopotamus Cooch

Used to define a chubby, wrinkled, to' up twat.

Star Jones wearing spandex looks like a hippopotamus eating a lemon. Star Jones has hippopotamus cooch.

by JesusChristSupaFreak March 28, 2005