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Quantavious Dinglebottem

The fine high class version of the inferior Quandale Dingle. Standing at a whopping 5 foot 4 with a 69 inch vertical he is also the greatest basketball player of all time.
The divine king Quantavious Dinglebottem
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Dinglequeef

When a woman with a furburger queefs and emits a splattery fart at the same time, resulting in shit sticking to the monstrosity of bushy anal hairs. Can also be used as an insult.
"Man, Susan just had a horrible dinglequeef. What the fuck?"

"Sam, you are such a dinglequeef!"
by Rubus Furbush October 8, 2014
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dingledonut

The result of having your pet rat shit on a plate of donuts while you're having sex with your dog. A dingledonut is something to avoid during or after a prayer service with Princess Peussie and/or Mary Mount or MOJO.
"Peussie fed me that dingledonut, knowing it would make me vomit on MOJO at the High Mass"
OR
"So there it was floating face down in the toilet, that damned nasty dingledonut"
by Marcus Holly January 2, 2008
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Dinglemummy

This is developed when a piece of toilet paper clings to a dingleberry. Also referred to as King Tut butt.
I told you to buy the good toilet paper, this cheap toilet paper is going to give me a dinglemummy.
by dinglemummy January 16, 2011
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Dinglebum

Nickname for Santa Claus originating in the farmlands of South Jersey.
by bmjr91 November 30, 2010
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Dinglepuss

1. Foolish or silly person, who does not think about the consequences of their actions prior to doing something that may be harmful to themselves or others.

2. To make thoughtless statements that can be interpreted as annoying or irritating to others.
1. I fell off the chair I was using to clean the refrigerator. You Dinglepuss! Why didn't you just use a ladder?

2. Did you hear what she said? That Dinglepuss comment is going to piss mommy off. Now we will never get to go to the party!
by Tdbleday February 4, 2010
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dinglekitten

When the tampon becomes slightly dislodged from the vagina, and hangs out of the body.

Similar to a dingleberry, but in tampon form instead of poo.
I just went for a run and now I have a dinglekitten. It's so uncomfortable!
by SassyKathy January 28, 2011
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