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ding dong bitch 

A female you hate so much that you can't wait to be able to sing "ding dong the witch is dead" about her.
Fucking Nancy keyed my new car, what a ding dong bitch!
ding dong bitch by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

ding dong bitch 

A person who rings doorbells and bitches at whoever opens the door.
I need to let off some steam. I'm gonna go play Ding Dong Bitch.
ding dong bitch by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

ding dong squats 

When a woman is riding a guy then puts her feet flat down going up and down his dick
Babe come do those ding dong squats on me!
ding dong squats by ashane March 17, 2019

M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong 

Noun. A comedic mispronunciation/spelling of the Hollywood movie writer/director; M. Night Shyamalan. Who's famous for both his unusual name and for his somewhat surprising film twists.

Verb. Using his name to describe a crazy, unusual or unbelievable end to something.
1 "Lets pick a good movie this time, nothing by M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong."

2 "Can you believe what happened to john? I swear it was some straight up M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong shit."

polka dot ding dong 

1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.
John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.

ding dong Johnson 

A term for a long home run in baseball. Pedro Martinez originally coined the term.
Cespedes hit a loooonnnnnggggggg ding dong Johnson!!!!!!!