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Dildocupine

An evolution or de-evolution of man after a night of extreme drunkenness where friends superglue a variety of dildos to ones back. This metamorphosis usually happens after the subject has entered a hibernation state “passes out”. When the subject awakens they have now evolved to the infamous dildocupine!
Joe was black out drunk when he began his transformation to the dildocupine!
by Cvoglide March 17, 2019
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Dildo Faggins

A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.
"And thus Dildo Faggins was penetrated by the long, studded staff of Sodoman the White.
by Sodoman February 19, 2015
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No dildo December

Since we get have to do no nut November the girls have to do no dildo December which means nothimg of any kinds up the ass or vagina
Girl: haha you have no nut November
Boy: guess what.
Girl: what
Boy: you get no dildo December so you can feel how we feel.
by Jn702 October 1, 2020
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dildocopter

The object of which is made by combining a dildo and an RC helicopter that when added together make the great collision we call today the dildocopter. Often produces humor as you fly it into unsuspecting peoples' faces. This may also be used as a sex toy but use caution as it may provide a harsh pain as used depending on the speed that you fly the helicopter.
Dildo Pilot: Oooh look imma get that annoying neighbor today with my dildocopter
*Pilot starts up the copter as he floats it across the street to hit the guy in the face*
Neighbor: WHAT THE FUCK DID A DILDO JUST SMACK MY FACE?!?!
*Dildo Pilot snickers as he walks away unsuspiciously*
by Dildocopter October 23, 2013
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Murder Dildo

Coined by popular Twitch streamer Hasanabi (real name Hasan Piker) to define guns, specifically assault rifles. Typically used when trying to downplay the importance of them or to make fun of people who are obsessed with them.
Person 1: You why's that guy open carrying his AR-15 in a Target?
Hasanabi: He must be using that murder dildo to overcompensate for something.
by Marx's Beard April 2, 2021
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Dildo Horse

That Dildo Horse is happy to see us.
by kas858 June 26, 2010
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Jewish Dildo

- I need some change man..
- I'll give you a Jewish Dildo for five dollars.
by Diskrillus July 25, 2011
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