Dildonkulous

/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.

Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?

Rebecca: No way! I can't -

A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.

Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?

Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!

by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012

Delon

1)A athlete and hot sexy
2) A guy with huge dick and great bed
3) A humble and a jiggy guy
4) Always make other laugh and pick up all the girls

Wow u are such of Delon
You are acting like a Delon
You were amazing in bed like a Delon

by Jahadf March 31, 2017

dildonian

When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.

Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.

by littledoo October 23, 2008

Tom DeLonge

Guitarist/Lead Singer for Blink-182. Really Cool Guy, I had The Honor of Meeting him, and Playing Guitar With him, People say He's Matured, but only in music, He's Still the Perverted guy from his 20's. His voice has changed , but in 2012 it's slowly going to back to before.
He Plays along side Mark Hoppus (Bassist/Lead singer) and Travis Barker(Drummer)

If you've never listened to a song I suggest Rollercoaster or Hearts All Gone

Lyrics To I Miss You
Dont waste your time on me your already the Voice Inside my head.
How Tom DeLonge sings it
Donaste yo ime on me your alraady tha yoice iinside mah yead.
Yet he sounds Rad while Singing It/

by BENWAHHH August 17, 2012

Dalon

Dalon is the whitest black man you'll ever meet is beast at all sports get all the ladies and gets angry sometimes but is a nice man never doubt him

Dalon stole my girlfriend dang it!

by Lilmanning11 July 29, 2016

dildon't

what you don't use to masturbate

I didn't walk in on my sister using a dildon't, because she doesn't use one.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Dirty Dijon

When you are fucking a girl and you have no jizz left in the tank so you piss all over her face

Dude last night I was fuckin this chick and I had nothin left in the tank so I dirty dijoned all over her face

by Dijonhunter123 April 8, 2017