Dildo Baggined

To give a miniature figurine of a dildo shaped bilbo baggins aka dildo baggins to an unsuspecting victim through a meticulously planned and orchestrated con.

Jim: hey jake, you got a light?

Jake: (knowing full well that Jim is going to ask him for a light because the dick always forgets a fucking lighter)

yeah buddy
*reaches and searches for a couple of seconds in pocket and says*
Oh, wait no, that’s just my dildo baggins.

*continue to search for two more seconds and pulls out the lighter*
Here it is

*hands it to jim*
Jim: thanks....um did you say dildo baggins?
Jake: yeah man, my dildo baggins.

*reaches into pocket pulling out the miniature figurine*
Yeah, lots of people carry these things. Here take this one, I have another at home.

*hands it to jim*
Jim: oh... no it’s alright, you keep it.
Jake: oh no Jim, I insist.

*places it firmly in Jim’s hand*
*Jim takes dildo baggins figurine into hand*
*Jim has a very strange feeling wash over him*
*Jim has just been dildo baggined.*

by chillycoat August 20, 2018

Dildo baggins

The name given to a ladies vagina that has been stretched beyond recognition by sex toys

Couldn't feel a thing snagging that girl I pulled last night. She had a right dildo baggins.

by Filthychels December 23, 2016

dildo baggins

A blithering idiot

Used when someone says something idiotic or stupid

"You Dildo Baggins"

by jen17 August 23, 2009

Dildo Baggins

A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches

She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.

by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022

Dildo Baggins

Riley Reed at the airport.

Look! There's Dildo Baggins.

by Rinocicornicus May 16, 2021

Dildo Baggins

Another name for Wild Card.

Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.

by AKACHANCHIBI September 27, 2019