dilapidater

A man or woman who exaggerates their assets and lies about their age on internet dating sites. When you meet them in person they are actually much older and far more rundown.

Friend 1: How was your blind date with that guy last night?

Friend 2: It was a nightmare, he said he was 34 but he was actually 49 and I am pretty sure he was wearing a hairpiece.

Friend 1: He sounds like a dilapidater.

by Free Ranger June 3, 2007

Delapidated

When Rory Delap, the Stoke football player, launches a throw into the opponents penalty area.

"Arsenal were delapidated before they conceded."

by JT123 October 24, 2012

dilapidatious

adjective to describe something that is dilapidated but in a way kinda cool, like really old sneakers that youve colored in with markers

"Nice shoes, theyre pretty dilapidatious, how long have u had them?"

by Austin Danger Leonardini April 11, 2004

Dicapitated

Simply one of the best Swedish Death Metal bands ever to exist.Their best feature is the nonstop double bass. Their insane break everything sound makes them the ultimate band for your parent's Christmas present. All the instruments and double bass all culminate into a perfect mix of pure Death Metal.

Fuck dude The Fury by Dicapitated makes me want to stick a knife in someone's eye!

by derek roth January 20, 2006