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digitralia

A portmanteau of the words digital and penetralia. Digitralia is the creeped out feeling you get when your innermost thoughts or recent conversations come back to you in the form of ads on social media or other websites and apps.
Man I was just talking about jelly beans and I keep seeing ads for them on Instagram, total digitralia.
by annebot January 14, 2022
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Dimitria

A name that encompasses all that is awesome and beautiful in the world. Although she may be moody, difficult and unfair at times - she will always have a heart of absolute purity and is one of a kind.

Much loved by those called Alex.
Person One: "This girl has a heart of gold!"
Alex: "She is such a Dimitria"
by pantera90 March 30, 2008
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DigitalNativeDance

The coolest sound on the Roland D-50 synthesizer keyboard. The sound is made by a short looping digital recording going through built in effects and the sound of the internal recordings of drums looping after you've held down the key for a while. It sounds like natives banging on drums.
You like the Mellotron String section? DigitalNativeDance is da bomb!

DigitalNativeDance is the one preset where you can just hold down one note and it will sound impressive.
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dickitarian

Sam: Dude, I'm such a dickitarian!
Bobby: Hell no homo! Bobarian powers activate!
by Sarah Fuckup February 5, 2009
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digitard

Digitard: An individual so immersed in digital technologies (smartphones, social media etc) that they have lost the ability to exercise common sense in practical, day-to-day, real world situations.

A digitard tends to claim superior tech-savvy, particularly as it relates to smartphones, social media or any flavor-of-the-month technology. A digitard does navigate the latest mobile/social media interface with ease - but lacks the slightest clue as to how the back-end of the given technology works, nor the ability to use the technology effectively.

Digitards tend to spew minutia of their daily lives on social media, have an incestuous habit of posting pictures of their latest meal/significant other/status etc or brag about being the first to own the latest gadget . While these announces may be harmless to others, a digitard's over-reliance on technology can lead to some unpleasant real-life situations:

1. Getting hit by a car while crossing the street, because they had their eyes glued to the smartphone.

2. Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere because the GPS coordinates they found online just had to, had to, had to be correct.

3. Losing the innate human capacity to establish meaningful, fulfilling and lasting real-world connections that can lead to life-long friendships, love and success in all aspects of life.

One key point to remember: A digitard does not consume digital technologies - the digital technologies consume the digitard.
Example: A digitard got hit by a truck today. He had his face so stuck on his latest phone, that he failed to hear the 16-wheeler approach.

Example: A digitard was working the GPS to find the shortest route to the convenience store across the street.
by Don Mil January 27, 2014
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Digitality

Digital reality. Online / onscreen life as opposed to 'real life'
Mark came home, dumped his bag, turned on his xbox and escaped into digitality.
gamers prefer digitality.
by TicTicTicB00m May 6, 2014
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Dietarian

A person who is an adherent of any specific diet for any reason. A dieter
None of them are dietarians, she and her entire family are fat gluttons. They never restrict calories, never restrict any type of food, and don’t even practice constraint in the amount of food they eat.

American’s typically aren’t dietarians, they eat mindlessly without forethought.
by REARFRONT August 18, 2019
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