dickwag

when you shake your dick to remove any waterlogged urine remaining on the tip of your penis after taking a piss/shit.

Ryland - "You almost done taking a piss yet?"
Andres - "Hold on, gotta give it a quick dickwag so I don't get any piss down my leg."

by bubastis May 2, 2009

Dickwank

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) who acts in an appalling manner. One who deserves insult. Can be used in reference to prominent public figures who offend, say a sportsman who performs terribly. However, it is more commonly used to insult those around you.

Dave! Stop stealing my cookies you dickwank...

by Dave Ex August 25, 2008

dickwavin

The act of showing off an individual's modified vehicle when another modified vehicle is present.

The act of showing off in a vehicle when a modified vehicle is present.

Modified vehicles include but are not limited to:
Lifted trucks modified trucks
modified cars rice burners
motorcycles
atv's, utv's, side by sides, dirtbikes

Examples:
your grandmas Malibu
your moms minivan
your dads f150 on a homemade 3' body lift
etc.

*passed by a pos pickup with a shitty lift*

Driver: "Man you see that guy?"
Passenger: "Yep, #dickwavin'"

by OffroadEnthusiast August 8, 2018

dickwarming

The act of penetration between male and female, but not having the sex motion. Just cuddling with your penis inside of her: she keeps your dick warm.

“We were laying in bed, and I skipped it inside. We were dickwarming all night”

by Nicaddictlol December 6, 2020

dickwater

Water stirred by the dick.

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.

by Z CUP November 9, 2007

dickwad

A worthless piece of shit. Also known as a wad-of-dick.

Me. I am a dickwad. You are a dickwad.

by Gil F. October 14, 2002

dickwad

An idiot
More powerfully insulting than its predecessor 'dickhead'

girl 1 - did that guy ever call?
girl 2 - no, what a dickwad!

by J October 17, 2003